CEO of Major Corporation Needed

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By oopsj

CEO needed for major corportions. Must be willing to lose billions of dollars ayear. Must be willing to fly to Washingh D. C. in private jet to ask Congress for Billions of dollars to save the Corporation you helped destory.

Must have no concern what the American public thinks about you. Must be willing not to take a cut in pay if you get the money your asking for. Must not have a plan to show where or what you are going to do with money.

If you qualify , apply at GM, FORD, and Chrylser. Job only pays 15 to 20 Million a year, Private Jet, Free Health Care plus millions in buy out when you're fired.

Perhaps I havent understood what CEO's were suppose to be doing. I thought they were being paid large salaries because they could lead the company to a larger profit, or at least make a profit. They were to be the leader, have the staff under them to feed information to them as to what was going on, and what would be going if a change was made or needed to be made.Then make the change that would generate the largest return.

The automobile industry has always been different than most . The large cars and trucks have always had the largest markup in profit for the industry. Smaller cars that got better mileage were only made so the CAFE ratings would meet the Federal Rules. Since Light weight trucks having a lower mileage rating, thats where the SUV's ended up for rating. Thats also where the largest profit comes from,SUV's, Pickup Trucks.

How many people realy need a pickup truck or SUV?

Why not build more small cars getting 40 miles per gallon.

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